Yes folks, you heard it hear first... Craig Amabello found a job as an editor at a Boston productionfacility!
Do you know what this means?
I can finally stop beating up & robbing helpless old ladies as they leave Wal-mart with their prescriptions... I mean money.
I no longer have to sell crack to school children... (kids these days aren't really into crack that much because they are all high on mommies prescriptions from Wal-mart)... Remember, Wal-marts the kinder, gentler people store... They won't allow dirty words, or nudity that would pervert fragile little minds... But they have no problem selling GUNS & DRUGS to the Filthy masses to blow holes in both your MIND & BODY!
America... What a concept..... Ya just gotta love the Lunacy of it...
As I now have a full time job editing Commercials for the web I can finally start paying for my real Addiction...... craigstv. I have been attempting to get my web channel off the ground for many years now & it looks like I'm about to start reaching phase one of a multiphase project!
With the pennies I will be earning from my editing gig, I can afford studio time, tape stock, wardrobe & props to kick off my deranged & whacky web shows. It will be quite raw, wild, raunchy, disturbing & yet, artful, delicate, educational, informative & Delicious....
My shows will have lots of Web Cuties.... Hunky men... Serious Humor & wonderful Rock & Roll for the Masses to laugh... Scream... Boo & Hiss at.
I promise there will be something disturbing for everyone. The most discriminating of tastes should be shocked, mortified, horrified & slack jawed once I am through with my over the top Dark, twisted brand of Sickness & humor.
Remember kids... It only took me 3 damn years to find a real job in film & video production on the internet.... I hope YOU people have much better luck than I.
In the mean time if you want to check out a little of what I am all about...
GO TO: http://www.youtube.com AND SEARCH FOR: CRAIG AMABELLO
I have lots of my old stuff up there.... My very first Original "Reality TV Show... (long before such an animal actually existed) & old rock & roll from my old band. I also have several new Vlogs talking about my fall from grace in life & Hollywood & just general garbage that might make you laugh... Smile... Giggle... Or maybe just PUKE!
Who knows... maybe you fine folks of Boston might find it interesting to see what crap pours forth from a demented X-Hollywood Outcast such as myself.
Please check it out & post your comments... I would truly love to know what people really think!
Don't be shy.... Tell it like it is.... Should Craig Amabello be put into a mental Institution? Locked up in prison & throw away the key? Or should I be put on stage as the opening act for Hillary Clinton's Campaign for the presidency of the Untied States of America?
You tell me....... I really, really wanna know what people honestly think.
Am I a misunderstood Genius?... Or just a Moron?
Only you folks can tell me that... & I beg of you to watch my stuff on youtube & post your TRUE feelings.
Well, gotta go... I'm trying to get a hold of Kevin Smith so I can work on his new movie " Zak & Mira make a Porno"..... (Because I do know a thing or 2 about Porn).. Wish me luck & don't give up the good fight.
REMEMBER: We are surrounded by Mental Midgets that think they are giants.... But ignore these cretins... For eventually they will fall down & not be able to get back up.
For I am Craig Amabello.... A Weeble.... Because... Weebles Wobble.... But they Don't Fall down!
Rock On.
Your truly Demented Reporter & X-Hollywood Reject, Craig Amabello
Didn't get enough of the first Boston Film Night? Missed the event entirely? Well, here's your chance to see what's happening on the Boston film scene.
Says Hurley, "My production company, Downcellar, and I were eager to screen our latest comedy short, A Briefcase Full of Knives, and my friend/collaborator, Kevin Anderton, was eager to screen some of his material. So Kevin and I decided to rent out the Regent Theatre in Arlington and tag on a second Boston Film Night to the end of 2007. We also collected the best of this year's New England comedy shorts to screen along with our two main features. We hope to create a fun night of film, comedy and networking. And remember, it's a free event!"
I am in Pre-Production work for craigstv.com & I am ready to start shooting web TV shows every month.
craigstv will consist of ongoing (FAKE) reality TV shows... Sketch Comedy Bits... Short Films... Parody Commercials... News shows... Contest entries for Many Online contests... And many other things that will bring Humor, Enlightenment & ENTERTAINMENT to the Masses!
I am mainly interested in Black/Dark Comedy concepts.... Anything that will poke fun of the world we live in & the Bizarre nature of this funny little creature called: "The Human Being".
People either Love me.... Or Hate me... But that doesn't matter as long as I can put a smile on their face, a Deep thought in their Mind... & a Dollar in my Pocket!
My Quest for GLOBAL DOMINATION starts right HERE & NOW.
I have the Skills... Talent... Knowledge & Equipment to make my ideas a REALITY but I can't do it ALONE....
I need many of YOU great, talented, cool, & dedicated Actors, Actresses & Models out there to make these ideas come to life. All Ages... All ethnicities... Any skill level.
These gigs are not for the Small minded... Weak... Scared... or Confused types... I need Strong people with Talent & a sense of humor that appreciate the dark side of life & want to create Cool, Fun & Entertaining Web TV Shows!
I can also use help in the writing department... So if any of you writers out there like dark, sarcastic comedy... Please hit me up.
Crew help will be needed in several departments including Hair & make-up, Lighting, Script Continuity, Wardrobe, & basic PA help.
You don't have to be a long time professional... Just a Decent, Fun, Cool Human being with a Passion & Dedication for Creating Art & Entertainment that you can enjoy & be proud of.
My Goal is to Create Great Web TV Shows & have lots of FUN doing it. Money of course is important... But that will come in time, once I get established on the Web & in the Real world as well.
So if any of this sounds interesting to all you fine folks of New England that want to show the world what YOU can do.... Then hit me up & lets get to work on this & start having fun creating MEMORABLE ENTERTAINMENT for the Whole Wide World to See, Hear & Enjoy.
Email me at: laconnection101@aol.com
Please: No Death Threats, Letter Bombs, Or Anthrax... I have enough problems just making it through a day as it is right now.
Remember: Life is a tricky little thing that NO ONE Truly has all the answers for... We are all in this together, so we might as well Laugh & have fun on this Whacky world while we can.... I know I sure am.
Beanywood, the New England Film Movement turns ONE!!!
Come celebrate with us at Boston Film Night where it all started! Saturday night September 22nd from 6pm to 2am. There are two shows of local independent shorts, a networking event, and an after party. Come meet the people in your industry, get connected, and be more involved in your industry. 35% of the shorts playing in the festival this year were made by filmmakers and actors who attended Boston Film Night last year.
Over twenty local indie shorts representing Boston’s emerging independent film talent will be shown. Some notables: A trailer for the feature film Possessions by David Kornfeld, The Terror Training Video by Tom Bennett, Telemarketing Orphan by Justin Fielding, and a semi-naked cooking show Cooking With Canned Goods from Kevin Anderton. Several organizations also will be contributing directly to the programming: Woods Hole Film Festival, The Roxbury Film Festival, The Boston Underground Film Festival, and the 48hr Film Project will be supplying films. Boston Film Night’s goal is to gather the local film community, screen work created over the last year, and energize support for local film. Last year’s event drew over 500 attendees.
