My name is Craig Amabello & I am here to defend Hollywood! 
Somebody has to defend those poor, helpless, frail, loving, kind, thoughtful, souful, hard working humanitarians that slave day & night to bring you entertainment. After living & working there for over 12 years, I feel that I am qualified to speak on this matter because I have some experience with the City of Lost Angels.
There seems to be a bit of an "I hate Hollywood" vibe here on the East coast. A bit of Snobbishness & pretentiousness that screams, "I will not go to Hollywood, It is a bad place". I can not for the life of me understand where these feelings are coming from. Hollywood IS the place to be if you want to consistently work everyday plying your craft, getting better & meeting other like minded show biz people.
Anybody that thinks Hollywood is a bad place to be, should think again. Hollywood is a great place to live & work. I admit, I to used to hate & despise the very thought of Hollywood myself, but now that I have gotten a little older & wiser, I realize that Hollywood is just as good a place to be, as any where else in this world.
Hollywood has so much to offer. 
I have compiled an extensive list, so that YOU, can make up your own mind to see what the City of Lost Angels has to offer, verses what Boston has to offer.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Great filming weather 85% of the time.
BOSTON HAS:
Weather that changes so often, U might as well be drunk, cause your shots will never match.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: New & Talented people arriving everyday full of hope & dreams.
BOSTON HAS: Untalented Illegal aliens that are arriving every week just to steal your job.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Understanding, Patience & love because everyone's a Filmmaker, writer, or artist, even the homeless people!
BOSTON HAS: Confused, Short tempered, Angry, people that will look at you like you just claimed to be the spawn of Satan. (Kinda like Hillary Clinton). If you tell them that you want to make films here.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Earthquakes, Riots, Floods, Fires, Martial Law, Military in the streets.
BOSTON HAS: Some weird Hail storms once in a while & a couple drunk Chelsea cops getting angry at lil kids.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Van Halen
BOSTON HAS: The guy that used to be in Van Halen
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Internships for REAL, WORKING, Hollywood film people. (It's still wrong, a scam, & should be Illegal... Kinda like slavery was).
BOSTON HAS: Internships for people WISHING they were REAL, WORKING Hollywood people.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Tens of thousands of connected show biz people.
BOSTON HAS: A few dozen connected people that can "maybe" score you some crack at 3:00 AM. But don't expect a real, paying gig.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Hundreds of polite, friendly, Porn stars, ready to take you into their own homes & hearts.
BOSTON HAS: Angry Christians ready to condemn you to hell for all Eternity!
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: The Nicest, kindest, most caring people, who would mortgage their mansion just to help out a fellow human in need.
BOSTON HAS: Angry, Hostile Devil worshippers that would spit on you & push you in front of a speeding bus so you wouldn't take their seat!
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: A real live Action hero as the Governor.
BOSTON HAS: A ken doll for the Governor. BUT...... (He will be the next Prez of the U.S).
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Every drug addled rockstar & celebrity in the world who can score you heroin at 4:00 AM.
BOSTON HAS: Aerosmith, so completely drug free that they need a team of writers just to say good morning to their wives & kids.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Talented, skillful, warm, caring & decent music people like Suge Knight.
BOSTON HAS: Demented devil Worshipping bands like the Backstreet boys & Marky Mark.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Kind, loving, caring lawyers like Gloria Allred just wanting to make California a better place.
BOSTON HAS: Bad TV shows named after them that pick on poor lawyers & make them look bad.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: The freedom to light the city on fire & the cops will hide for days, giving you many hours to Riot, Loot & Burn.
BOSTON HAS: No understanding of the fun in Rioting, Looting & Burning. If you put up a couple of silly light brights around here, they'll call homeland security & Everybody goes Nuclear.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: The True home of the Hedonists, Not DEVIL Worshippers, Just plain old fashioned Hedonists.
BOSTON HAS: The remnants & Ideals of scared Puritans & their Unholy Scourge that we can still feel today.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Real live celebrities shopping, walking, drinking, talking & falling down 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
BOSTON HAS: No celebrity nightlife, but maybe Dave Maynard might smash into your car at 5:00 PM. at the 7/11 in Quincy.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: God fearing, wonderful men that are pure of heart, mind & soul.
BOSTON HAS: The legacy of Edgar Allen Poe, an Opiate addicted, drunken pervert, that married little girls who were relatives & created Sensationalist tabloid reporting.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS:Mel Gibson
BOSTON HAS: Even weirder Celebrities like The Channel 4 Gang.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Freedom of expresion. They don't care how U look, act, or think. Just make em money.
BOSTON HAS: People that are still very small minded & judgmental, quick to censor without any rational behind it. Remember The Salem Witch Trials?
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: The most corrupt Police force in the world, bordering on Roman soldiers under Ceasar. But at least after they beat you, theres always some nice, caring lawyer to get you a multi million dollar settlement.
BOSTON HAS: Sloppy, Drunken, drug dealing cops that don't beat you, they just taser you & walk away pointing to some poor innocent bystander & blame them. leaving you with no one to sue.
HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: Illegal Aliens Jumping over the fences, running through the hills & city streets 24 hours a day to get a free hand out & to ravish our fine lands.
BOSTON HAS: Amateur & professional athletes running in the Boston Marathon for nothing other than, Silly pleasure & pride.
AND LAST OF ALL......... HOLLYWOOD OFFERS: A Golden parachute plan for all who enter. If all else fails in Hollywood, they have the biggest PORN industry in the world that you can just jump right into with both legs open & both eyes closed. Here you can always make a buck to pay for your drugs & rent. And many times, you're an even bigger star than many Hollywood B-C & D listers.
BUT BOSTON HAS: No bail out plan at all. They don't even have the "Combat Zone" anymore. Just a few old perverts that aren't really even pro's, just demented Wankers.
So Please don't hate Hollywood..... They are people to you know. They have feelings, thoughts & emotions, & bleed just like you & me. 
When East coast people bad mouth Hollywood, you hurt not only yourselves, but all those beautiful, brilliant, creative, artists that work hard day & night to bring you magical films of romance, love, babies, & delight!
Please don't spit on Hollywood. Hollywood would never spit on you!
This ad brought to you by Craig Amabello & the citizens to help gain a better understanding of the fine, misunderstood folks of Hollywood.
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with a broken wing whom has lost his way.
An Angel, seeking a small, flickering light, that will help guide me back to reality, from the rocky, treacherous, slippery, shores of damnation & the brink of madness.
It is time for me to jump into the abyss.
To experience the madness from inside the lions mouth.
To leave the mortal world behind & go where only Fools, Madmen & Gods dare tread.
When you have been kicked out of Heaven & thrown back into hell & done your dozen years in Hollywood & you've Paid the Piper His Dues, you've given the ferryman his coin, & you've ridden on the dragons tail, then, & only then, might you begin to understand what it is that I am talking about.
I am but a child in the storm, seeking shelter from the winds of Hate.
