I'm in a hurry, but keep me
in the loop of important news:



I want all the benefits:
registerbutton.jpg
Tag clouds
41, 2001, 48hfp, A Fistful of Anger, acting, actors, actresses, ad campaign, ADAM B TANTLEFF, adult, Adult entertainment, AFI, agencies, agony, Alice Cooper, All In This Tea, alyssa, America, American, American racism, Andrew Keen, Anger, anne sundberg, Apocalypse Now, arragant, Art school morons, artwork, attitudes, audio, auditions, awards, Barack Obama, Bathoria, BBC, Be Kind Rewind, Beanywood, beanywood blog, Beanywood special deals, Beanywood website tools, Berklee, Beverly, Beyond Belief, Black Sabbath, Blade Runner, Blair Witch Project, blog, blogger, bloggers, blogging, blogs, blood sucking vampires, Bonus, Bose, Boston, boston attitudes, Boston Fantastic Film Fest, boston film makers, Boston Film Night, Boston Irish Film Festival, boston media makers, Boston Metro, Boston Motion Picture Awards, Boston Palestine Film Festival Directors MFA Kenda, Boston Underground Film Festival, Brattle Theater, Britney Spears, Broken health, brotherhood acting gigs, brotherhood showtime acting gigs, brotherhood showtime donald foley acting interview, bruce Campbell, Bruce Willis, buff, BUG, callab, Cambridge Soundworks, cameraman, Campaign Managers, capetown, career, carol patton, casting, celebrities, cheap, CHRIS CAMPBELL, Christmas on Mars, cinematographer, cinematographer cameraman hollywood, Claire Danes, Cloverfield, CNN, CNN nailed it, Co-pays, cocktails with the IFFB filmmakers, Colverfield, comedy, Commentary, commercials, competitions, concert, Condoleeza Rice, Congress, Connecticut Media Mixer 2007, Consumer Generated Content, cool, Coolidge Corner Theatre, Corporate America, Corporate Greed, corpse, craig amabello, craig amabello director editor hollywood youtube, craigsrealtv, craigstv, crazy, cwow, Dan in Real Life, dance class, Dave Mathews, David Kleiler, David Tames, dead, death, Delbert McClinton, Demented life, Democrats, Denial, device, devils, Die Hard, digital, digital content creator, digital content provider, digital video production, director, directors, Discrimination, distribution, disturbing, documentaries, documentary, dragons lair, dreams, drugs, Dumb and Dumber, east coast, editing, editing work, editor, education, Elements of Cinema, emmys, End of the year bonus, entertainment, evening with filmmakers, event, extras, Fade to Black, fame, Fantastic Four, feature film, fest, festival, film, Film Festival, film festivals, film financing, film maker, film makers, film networking, Film North, film scene, film scoring, filmmaker, filmmaker parties, filmmakers, Filmmakers Collaborative, filmmaking, filmmaking competition, financing, for hire, Foreclosure, fortune, forum, Francois Traffaut, free lunch, freelance, fun, funding, fundraiser, funny, future, gadgets, Game Show, Garden, gary hoey band, Gateway, gig, gigs, Girls and Corpses, golden globes, gore, Grammy Awards, graveyard, Graveyard Clay, Graveyard Picture Show, Greed, GUY ORTOLEVA, hacks, hannah takes the stairs, happy camper, happy guy, Harrison Ford, Harry Potter, Healthcare, heath ledger, Heinz, hell, Hi Def productions, Hi-def productions, hillary clinton, Hitman, hollywood, hollywood actor, Hollywood B movie, Hollywood dreamers, hollywood reject, hollywood wannabes, Homeless, honesty, horror, house or housing unit, Howard Berman, humor, idea man, IFF Boston, IFF Boston 2008, iffb, iffb panels, independent, independent film, independent film festival of boston, Independent Film Festival of Boston 2008, independent tv festival, indie, indy, infernal, Ingmar Bergman, Inner City, insane, insanity, intellectual property, internet tools, Interview, interviews, interviews Sides Boston local production stars, Irish Film Festival, jace alexander, Jared Voss, JavaJed Says, jobs, joe swanberg, John Belushi, josh safdie, Joshua, judemental, julie, Kamp Katrina, Kasten, Kendal Square, Ketchup, KEVIN SEGALLA, kevin smith, Killington Film Festival, Kontentreal, Kris Brit, la, la tv festival, la tv festival LATV Festival, Larry Lawfer, LATV Festival, lazy dreamers, learn, Les Blank, lies, Local Sightings, Local Talent, long form documentary, Los Angeles, Low and Behold, Low pay, luke wolbach, madness, magazines, majors, making media now, Making Media Now 07, Marketing, Martin Scorsese, mass film office, massachusetts, massachusetts film office, massachusetts tax credits, massachussetts, mean people, mediamakers guide, Michael Durwin, Micheal Moore, Michel Gondry, Michelangelo Antonioni, Midnight Madness, MIKE ROER, Minority Vs Majority, model, models, mohammeh naqvi, Monet, money, monster match, motion graphics, movement class, movie, movie maker, movie sounds, movie stars, movies, moviestar, murder, music, music video, music videos, My Effortless Brilliance, myblog, nantucket film festival, Nantucket International Film Festival, NATPE, NBC, Neal Thomassen, nefilm article, negatives, networking, networking event april 24th, New England, New England Film and Video Festival, new england film maker, new england film production, New Hampshire Film Festival, New Media, Newburyport Documentary Film Festival, Night Listener, nightmares, Nirvana, Northampton Independent Film Festival, NY, od, on broadway, once, online video, Order of the Phoenix, oscars, ourstage, PA, paid, panel, panel discussions, Panel discussions on internet filmmaking, Paris Hilton, parties, partnerships, party, Passed Over, Patrick Leahy, Paul Sherman, penguins, Penina Wiesman, PETER G CURTIS, PETER MILLER, phil lambert, Philipa Burgess, phone-answering, photography, photos, pitching, pitching development film festivals, playomatic, podcast, politics, Poor, porn, porno, post production, poverty, PR men, pre-production, premieres, presentation, presidential candidates, press, pretentious, production, production office, professional, promos, propaganda, providence, Psycho, racial preference, Racism, reality tv, rebirth, redemption, Redux Francis Ford Coppola, Reivew, reject, restlessness, Review, reviews, Rhode Island, Rich, ricki stern, Ricky Gervais, Ridley Scott, Robert DeNiro, Robin Williams, rock and roll, Rock concerts, rock101, ROCKING THE BOAT, Roger Ebert, row hard no excuses, rude, rude people, Ruhling, sadism, sadistic, Sam Raimi, Sam Weisman, school, screening, screenplay, Screenwriters, screenwriting, scum, Segregation, seminar, shoelace, short film, short film donald foley, short films, short story, show biz, Shrek, sick, sick humor, Sicko, skin color, skyshow, Slamdance 2008, slavery, sneaker double feature, snuff, soul stealers, south africa, special treatment, sports, Stardust, status, status symbol, Steve Carell, Stock Market, storytelling, stripper, student film, stygified, Sundance 2008, sunday, superheroes, Sweeney Todd, talentless, tax credits, ted hope, Teeth, The 400 Blows, the back of her head, THE Best Country On The Planet, The Brattle Theater, The Busker, the devil came on horseback, The Flaming Lips, The Gateway Meat, The Golden Compass, The Passenger, The Suicide Girls, the suitcase david j garfield susan garibotto open, The Wizard of Gore, theft, Thriller, Timothy Olyphant, titles, Toni Collete, Tool, Toronto Film Festival, torture, tourists, Trailer, trials of darryl hunt, TV production, uganda, unrealistic, useful websites for filmmakers, useful websites for mediamakers, User Generated Content, vampires, vblogging, Very disturbing, victoria falls, video production, view askew productions, vlog, vlogger, vlogs, Wall Street, Wallet Size, wanna-be, waterfalls, web 20, Web shows, web spots, website, webtv shows, weinstein bros, White Stripes, Woods Hole Film Festival, Woody Allen, workshop, writer, writers, writing, X hollywood reject, xxx, you tube, YourStorys, YouTube, zambia


Category >> porno

Dec 15

Kevin Smith makes a Porno. By: Craig Amabello

avatar
User Rating: / 3
  These days, porn is on everyones mind it seems. From wholesome young kids in school, middle aged working women joking at the office, to creepy old perverted men working lonely 3rd shift security jobs. So why should Kevin Smith be any different?

  Kevin Smith is the writer/director of Clerks I & II and many other funny, successful flicks. He tells the average males down & out loser stories better than most, and has an empathy for that kind of character.

  So it is of no surprise that his latest flick, "Zak and Miri make a porno", a 25 million dollar budgeted feature from the Weinstein Co. is going into production January 2008 in Pittsburgh Penn.

  kevin calls it "a love story. Zak and Miri just want to make a good old-fashioned dirty movie because they are in deep financial trouble and need to raise money fast.”

  The film will star Seth Rogen (knocked up) and Elizabeth Banks (The 40 year old virgin) along with Jason Mewes (kevin's long time side kick "Jay" from Clerks I and II and Jay and Silent Bob go to hollywood fame). There are several other key pieces of casting not yet revealed. Kevin Smith stated: “I can’t wait to reveal the rest of the cast. A key piece of the puzzle just fell into place yesterday, and it’s a genius bit of casting. This is gonna be fun”.

  Is this movie a gamble? I think not. Porn is everywhere. Porn is legitimate. It's not something dirty, hidden under your uncles bed anymore. Porn has become so acceptable to the masses that the average person can talk openly about it at the office, or see references to it on network television on a daily basis. This is all thanks to the Internet, which from day one, has fed the porn hungry masses and has brought hardcore pornography into practically everybody's homes.

  kevin never hid his love of porn. Starting from Clerks I, with the video clerk ordering despicable porn titles such as anal rump rangers in front of a horrified women patron, to Clerks II where they put on a full blown donkey porn show. Porn references were always littered through out his scripts. Anyone that was paying attention could see where he was heading with all of this.

  If anyone can pull this off, a main stream, big budget flick about porn, Kevin Smith just might be the man to do it. He has the average mans sensibilities. He knows how to speak to, and reach his audience. With this movie, Kevin has just decided to take his love of porn and the average persons love of porn, to the next logical step.

  Is this the first big budget mainstream porn movie to reach the masses? No... It has been done before: National Lampoon's "Barely Legal" released in 2005 was about 3 high schoolers that made their own porn and it did alright business, but it wasn't a huge success.

 The Weinstein brothers are no dummy's. They know the time is right to make a blockbuster out of a main stream movie about porn, and Kevin Smith is the perfect director to help bring it all together.

   This does bum me out a little, because I have been threatening to make a mainstream  comedy about the porn world for years. Leave it to Kevin Smith to beat Craig Amabello to the punch.... But he has far more experience and skill at these things than I do. This is what I get for sitting on my ass and not actually getting to work on MY script and start shooting MY own movie about the porn world..... A world in which I am most intimately acquainted.... But I'm sure there's room for several blockbuster movies about porn and I am hoping that mine will be one of them!

By:
Craig Amabello
X-Hollywood Reject

[READ MORE]