I saw a final cut of THE GATEWAY MEAT, filmed in Massachusetts. I appear in the film, I get brutally murdered and got to write my own death scene. Unfortunately my face is bound up with duct tape and we shot for 8 or 10 hours and I couldn't see and was covered in cold fake blood all day. The DVD will be out soon. The film is AMAZING- oh my god- so gory! I was only in a small part and did not see the script so knew nothing about the plot of the film or anything about it except my scenes.
Also out soon on DVD:
Countess Bathoria's Graveyard Picture Show, which debuted at the Fantasia Film Fest, and which I co-wrote.
I am writing for The Independent Magazine website and will be interviewing Jeremy Kasten, director of the upcoming remake of The Wizard of Gore.
I have an interview in the next Girls and Corpses magazine with Erik Ruhling, author of Infernal Device, an illustrated book of torture devices.
Although I put it aside months and months ago it looks like my script A Fistful of Anger may be optioned.
Yes folks, you heard it hear first... Craig Amabello found a job as an editor at a Boston productionfacility!
Do you know what this means?
I can finally stop beating up & robbing helpless old ladies as they leave Wal-mart with their prescriptions... I mean money.
I no longer have to sell crack to school children... (kids these days aren't really into crack that much because they are all high on mommies prescriptions from Wal-mart)... Remember, Wal-marts the kinder, gentler people store... They won't allow dirty words, or nudity that would pervert fragile little minds... But they have no problem selling GUNS & DRUGS to the Filthy masses to blow holes in both your MIND & BODY!
America... What a concept..... Ya just gotta love the Lunacy of it...
As I now have a full time job editing Commercials for the web I can finally start paying for my real Addiction...... craigstv. I have been attempting to get my web channel off the ground for many years now & it looks like I'm about to start reaching phase one of a multiphase project!
With the pennies I will be earning from my editing gig, I can afford studio time, tape stock, wardrobe & props to kick off my deranged & whacky web shows. It will be quite raw, wild, raunchy, disturbing & yet, artful, delicate, educational, informative & Delicious....
My shows will have lots of Web Cuties.... Hunky men... Serious Humor & wonderful Rock & Roll for the Masses to laugh... Scream... Boo & Hiss at.
I promise there will be something disturbing for everyone. The most discriminating of tastes should be shocked, mortified, horrified & slack jawed once I am through with my over the top Dark, twisted brand of Sickness & humor.
Remember kids... It only took me 3 damn years to find a real job in film & video production on the internet.... I hope YOU people have much better luck than I.
In the mean time if you want to check out a little of what I am all about...
GO TO: http://www.youtube.com AND SEARCH FOR: CRAIG AMABELLO
I have lots of my old stuff up there.... My very first Original "Reality TV Show... (long before such an animal actually existed) & old rock & roll from my old band. I also have several new Vlogs talking about my fall from grace in life & Hollywood & just general garbage that might make you laugh... Smile... Giggle... Or maybe just PUKE!
Who knows... maybe you fine folks of Boston might find it interesting to see what crap pours forth from a demented X-Hollywood Outcast such as myself.
Please check it out & post your comments... I would truly love to know what people really think!
Don't be shy.... Tell it like it is.... Should Craig Amabello be put into a mental Institution? Locked up in prison & throw away the key? Or should I be put on stage as the opening act for Hillary Clinton's Campaign for the presidency of the Untied States of America?
You tell me....... I really, really wanna know what people honestly think.
Am I a misunderstood Genius?... Or just a Moron?
Only you folks can tell me that... & I beg of you to watch my stuff on youtube & post your TRUE feelings.
Well, gotta go... I'm trying to get a hold of Kevin Smith so I can work on his new movie " Zak & Mira make a Porno"..... (Because I do know a thing or 2 about Porn).. Wish me luck & don't give up the good fight.
REMEMBER: We are surrounded by Mental Midgets that think they are giants.... But ignore these cretins... For eventually they will fall down & not be able to get back up.
For I am Craig Amabello.... A Weeble.... Because... Weebles Wobble.... But they Don't Fall down!
Rock On.
Your truly Demented Reporter & X-Hollywood Reject, Craig Amabello
