I saw a final cut of THE GATEWAY MEAT, filmed in Massachusetts. I appear in the film, I get brutally murdered and got to write my own death scene. Unfortunately my face is bound up with duct tape and we shot for 8 or 10 hours and I couldn't see and was covered in cold fake blood all day. The DVD will be out soon. The film is AMAZING- oh my god- so gory! I was only in a small part and did not see the script so knew nothing about the plot of the film or anything about it except my scenes.
Also out soon on DVD:
Countess Bathoria's Graveyard Picture Show, which debuted at the Fantasia Film Fest, and which I co-wrote.
I am writing for The Independent Magazine website and will be interviewing Jeremy Kasten, director of the upcoming remake of The Wizard of Gore.
I have an interview in the next Girls and Corpses magazine with Erik Ruhling, author of Infernal Device, an illustrated book of torture devices.
Although I put it aside months and months ago it looks like my script A Fistful of Anger may be optioned.
I am in Pre-Production work for craigstv.com & I am ready to start shooting web TV shows every month.
craigstv will consist of ongoing (FAKE) reality TV shows... Sketch Comedy Bits... Short Films... Parody Commercials... News shows... Contest entries for Many Online contests... And many other things that will bring Humor, Enlightenment & ENTERTAINMENT to the Masses!
I am mainly interested in Black/Dark Comedy concepts.... Anything that will poke fun of the world we live in & the Bizarre nature of this funny little creature called: "The Human Being".
People either Love me.... Or Hate me... But that doesn't matter as long as I can put a smile on their face, a Deep thought in their Mind... & a Dollar in my Pocket!
My Quest for GLOBAL DOMINATION starts right HERE & NOW.
I have the Skills... Talent... Knowledge & Equipment to make my ideas a REALITY but I can't do it ALONE....
I need many of YOU great, talented, cool, & dedicated Actors, Actresses & Models out there to make these ideas come to life. All Ages... All ethnicities... Any skill level.
These gigs are not for the Small minded... Weak... Scared... or Confused types... I need Strong people with Talent & a sense of humor that appreciate the dark side of life & want to create Cool, Fun & Entertaining Web TV Shows!
I can also use help in the writing department... So if any of you writers out there like dark, sarcastic comedy... Please hit me up.
Crew help will be needed in several departments including Hair & make-up, Lighting, Script Continuity, Wardrobe, & basic PA help.
You don't have to be a long time professional... Just a Decent, Fun, Cool Human being with a Passion & Dedication for Creating Art & Entertainment that you can enjoy & be proud of.
My Goal is to Create Great Web TV Shows & have lots of FUN doing it. Money of course is important... But that will come in time, once I get established on the Web & in the Real world as well.
So if any of this sounds interesting to all you fine folks of New England that want to show the world what YOU can do.... Then hit me up & lets get to work on this & start having fun creating MEMORABLE ENTERTAINMENT for the Whole Wide World to See, Hear & Enjoy.
Email me at: laconnection101@aol.com
Please: No Death Threats, Letter Bombs, Or Anthrax... I have enough problems just making it through a day as it is right now.
Remember: Life is a tricky little thing that NO ONE Truly has all the answers for... We are all in this together, so we might as well Laugh & have fun on this Whacky world while we can.... I know I sure am.
