Dear sweet Lindsay,

  Please take me off of your blacklist. For I am but a humble & poor director who desperately needs work. I can not afford to be out of work again like my father was in the McCarthy era idyllic 50's.

  I am still reeling from the death of the worlds most wonderful, caring, soulful human being ever to be born: Tammy Faye Baker. Dear Tammy & Jim brought christianity to a new low in their "Good ole days".

  But Tammy did do one cool thing to redeem herself before she departed this world. In her will, she left me a school bus full of Catholic High school girls. Lindsay do you have any idea how much it costs these days to support a busload of catholic high school girls? They actually want to eat everyday & I just can't afford to feed them without a good gig around here.

  So please Lindsay...... Take me off your blacklist. By the way, just how far reaching is this blacklist of yours? Does it stretch from the tip of your nose all the way to your tippity top toes? Or does this blacklist reach all the way past the river Charles? New York city? The Appalachian mountains? Georgia? Please make it go away. Forgive me.

  Blacklisting is wrong! There is something sacrilegious about people that want to take away others God given rights to create ART to help bring JOY to the MASSES. I am but a simple servant of humankind. My lot in life is to entertain the muddled, muddied masses. Don't take that away from me, or them.

  As a great Director.... Cameraman.... Editor... Musician & Still Photographer I can achieve my goals of complete global saturation of my product ( IE: My High Art...Twisted Movies for Twisted people), until Dow chemical or one of the many huge pharmacological companies buys me out for 3 or 4 billion.

  Please Lindsay, I beg of you.... DON'T take away MY dreams! I want to be a Sell-Out just like the best of the rest. PLEASE TAKE ME OFF OF YOUR BLACKLIST!

  The Catholic High school girls are all screaming in my ear for new Ipods & that damn new Iphone. I can not possibly afford all of these things without current employment. Lindsay, don't disappoint these poor, broken, god fearing young girls. They have dreams to, you know.

   Lindsay, I promise that from now on, I, Craig Amabello, shall be a good boy. I will not speak the truth, or my mind ever again. I will obey the gate keepers of the world. I will not have any more original thoughts. I shall become just another one of the many, mutant, mixed up, poor, befuddled masses.

Hell, I will even vote for Hillary in 2008, if thats what it takes to get you to take me off of your blacklist.

  Please don't make me kill myself live on youtube! Lindsay, if you don't take me off of your blacklist I will be forced to admit defeat & be unfit & unable to feed & cloth my new wards, ( remember, the busload of catholic school girls I inherited from Tammy Faye?). Please don't hurt me anymore or help me to let down these darling sweet girls. They need guidance at this very crucial & critical juncture in there very unstable lives. Please Lindsay, I beg of you, don't put the gun in my hand!

Thank you Lindsay for your kind Re-consideration & understanding as a fellow human being & taking me off of this Horrible Boston/New England Blacklist. I just want to get back to work like the rest of you good folks & not be a burden to society any longer.

Freedom is never Free!